• who i am and where i am right now

    i’m the one with the dried similac on my sleeve.  or shoulder.  or right in the middle of my chest.  at preschool ‘meet the teachers’ night.  yeah, with my cute forgotten initiative t-shirt on.  dried similac stain right in the middle of my chest.  yeah. and the can of coke in my hand.  already opened.  cause i don’t make it to my van without opening it.  and because i don’t leave home without it.  this may or may not be an issue.  we’ll see. i’m the one who completely drives right through the stop sign one block away from my house and has the police follow me into my driveway. …