recently overheard in the van

amelia: wilbur, when i get big, i am going to drive you to school. and to church. and to speech. (she is in speech and thinks when her brothers turn 5, they’ll go to speech too.)

wilbur: i not want you to drive me.

amelia: well, mommy says i can, when i get bigger.

wilbur: well, if you keep drivin’ me and i not want you to, i going to jump out of the van.


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